gretchen // 24
gretchen // 24
public places need to give me a heads up before they start playing fleetwood mac. i’m not ready to have a spiritual out of body experience in the cold & flu aisle of cvs
(via turtleneccc)
dreamwastakengf-moved-deactivat:
quick recap of snl! harry said YES i’m horny. YES i’m gay and YES i’m multi talented!
(via hrina)
me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*
my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative
(via givenchyandgucci)
having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure
if i am killed by stevie nicks do NOT prosecute her. because she caught ME slipping. that is on ME
can you believe, god is a woman named stevie nicks and her son, jesus, is actually harry styles
(via jawllines)